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Walmart Runs..
By: JRez
Walmart runs can be productive or destructive. First off, walmart is ALWAYS busy, unless you decide to go on your run at 3am (the walmart is open 24 hours). Second its a "Super" Walmart, so it has basically everything you would need, from groceries, to clothes, toys to batteries, bikes to fishing poles, this walmart has it. That being said, one could imagine that it would be not only popular for the college students, but also for the local residents. Nothing like walking around walmart to pick up your juice to make your jmaddy juice with and have the eerie stares of the local folk, knowing full well that they probably know what your doing with 6 jugs of juice. O well who cares, your more worried about which line to pick so you can get back and party. WOOPS did you forget that everyone is thinking the same thing you are? The regular lanes are crowded with people buying an entire months supply of toilet paper and orange juice, and the express lines are full of people who have 15 "Different" items, when really they have about 40 things cus they decide to buy 2 boxes of toothpaste, and about 20 of those 30 cent notebooks in hopes that they can resell them for a dollar to other people they know (hey, its all about making a quick buck). When you finally get outta the line, you realize that you had come to Walmart for 1 or 2 things, and you end up leaving with 20, because you saw "the cutest little teddy bear" or this kickass action dvd was only 5.99 from the wire basket! Or if your like me, you take that extra dollar change, and head on over and play the crane game, because if you spend enough dollars there, you end up with a sweet prize, and theres nothing like having some cute teddy bear in your room to impress the girl thats coming over to pregame later. At any rate, you finally make it out of walmart only to almost get run over by crazy out of state drivers, while trying to remember where you parked, because it was so long ago when you actually walked into walmart. Finally you make it out of walmart, with all your stuff and body parts intact. You roll on back to your pad, only to realize while unloading the car, that you forgot the ONE thing that you were heading off to Walmart for. O well, at least you have a story to tell later tonite. |
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